I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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