i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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