Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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