In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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