why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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