shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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