I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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