I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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