Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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