my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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