All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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