i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You pole danced in your parka.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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