Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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