She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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