There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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