How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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