i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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