Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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