At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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