Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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