why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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