I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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