Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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