Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
