ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
