Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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