I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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