Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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