he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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