at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
