Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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