There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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