i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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