so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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