So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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