so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
