Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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