she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
