yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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