I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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