the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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