Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you inspire me to be a worse person
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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