Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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