i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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