I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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