Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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