We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
