I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it hurts more in the daytime
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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