What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Randomize
