Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've blown a few things in my day
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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