Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
