At least make sure they are 18
Why
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Randomize
